Monero is a scam
Somebody bought $14 billion worth of gold for immediately delivery on the futures market today. nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqm0y9mgth6wj5r4kkzjj4aghrv0fzr3yek6cggsse834rajqxwe2q8rnd0g

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- nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m has asked me to head up his latest company
- Musk has announced that Nostr is better than Twitter
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