Our neighbors redid their house last year, which unleashed roof rats into our neighborhoods. Three of them were in our Jasmine bush so we had to take it out.

The rats are gone, but a weed started growing where they were. Luckily we didn’t chop it because evidently one of the rats ate a tomato at one point, took a shit in our yard and now we have tomatoes for life.

As a Wisconsin resident and tax payer and husband of someone who will benefit from that pension fund, I feel like I can take credit. 😂

My kids are into squirt gun fights this year. So I went out searching for some good quality super soakers and found due to legal/patent issues, the pressurized super soakers we grew up with in the 90’s are no longer on the market. In my mind this simply will not do and thus began my hunt…

Meet the Larami CPS 2000. It was made for exactly one year in 1997 before it was discontinued for failure to meet federal safety guidelines. Kids were getting fucked up because of this thing. Back in 1997 they were “too expensive” and I couldn’t get my mom to buy me one. I remember this one kid in the neighborhood had one and I was insanely jealous. Today I finally acquired my own cps 2000 on eBay, cost me $300 😂. Money well spent. These kids aren’t gonna know what hit them lol

It’s interesting to me that most Bitcoin maxis don’t view Monero as a shitcoin, but as the only mildly tolerable privacy coin.

WE CHOOSE NOT TO COMPLACENTLY ACCEPT THE STATUS QUO. WE HAVE FAITH IN THE HUMAN IMAGINATION AND PERSEVERE TO HELP BUILD A BETTER FUTURE. THE STRUGGLE TO CREATE THIS REALITY DOES NOT HAPPEN ON A BATTLEGROUND AGAINST LARGE GROUPS OF THE POWERS THAT BE; IT TAKES PLACE EVERY MORNING ON AN INDIVIDUAL LEVEL WHEN WE EACH DECIDE HOW WE WANT TO SPEND OUR TIME AND WHAT MARK WE EACH WANT TO LEAVE ON THE WORLD AFTER WE’RE GONE.

Every. Single. One.

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Calling a random person that doesn't know you online "bro" is one of the most retarded things typically non retarded people do on a regular basis.

Where is the engagement???

Likes are useless and stupid

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Hey guys it’s me Tatum the head of HR at Damus, if you have any questions about if certain things are allowed or not, please ask here and I can tell you.

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My friend gave a jar of CBD gummies that he didn't like because they make him too groggy. I sat here and ate a bunch because gummies are tasty. Then I read the label and realized they also have 8mg of melatonin per serving. I think I've had about 3-4 servings. 🤣😴

So a half dozen mega corps have “exposure” to #Bitcoin via ETF shares. I just wonder why the fuck these resourced institutions wouldn’t just pay a handful of their best people to study Bitcoin and setup a secure multi-sig. Lmao we all do it for ourselves and these hyper-wealthy behemoths can’t? Clown world behavior.