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Deoxyribonucleic Acid Based Lifeform

Sometimes making a stand, means standing alone.

He's not that smart, but he IS that sneaky.

Nothing to hide, but nothing to volunteer either.

Ever feel like you''re trying to teach particle physics to a goldfish with ADHD?

The sadist in me suggests natural selection, the humanist in me feels the concept of not storing coins on exchanges cannot be repeated enough.

People will inject themselves with deadly chemicals and risk a stroke over eating a salad and going for a walk.

Stop thinking about blowjobs and beer and just lift! (For blowjobs and beer)

It's as if we raised a generation who never played Risk.

Don't worry, be zappy.

Meanwhile...

All I see is two full sanitiser wipe stations at a gym and think "production error"

Over to you to Nostritches...

There is a difference between snicker and snide.

Don't be a don't be, do a do be.

People confuse shouting with passion.

I accidentally stepped to the left, then jumped to the right...

Is it WWIII now?