7-11’s are closing down all over California.

I guess you can’t turn a profit when you have to pay 2 clerks $20 an hour each to stand behind the counter and watch people shop lift

It’s got Robert Douchebag DeNiro in it. That’s all need to know for a hard pass

Apparently someone can tell them

But only the bad ones

Ok. I tried again to get through a single episode of “Friends” but failed. I could feel myself getting dumber as the show went on so I stooped at min 18.

Seriously, how was this show such a hit? I mean it was truly shit. Complete shit

AIDS

What do I win ?

Do you see Jeffrey Epstein or Michael Jackson anywhere around you?

Then I have tons of wisdom:

Don’t bang hookers without a condom

Chicks hate it when other chicks comment on their clothes. You shouldn’t do that anymore

IMO monster Java tastes better

Can’t believe Pence is running for Prez. Nobody would even know who Pence is if Trump hadn’t picked him as VP

Now he’s running against Trump?!?

What a fkn Brutus

Et tu Brute??