I did not get the job that I interviewed for, but the feedback provided was great and I was only a mark off the person who got it. I’m pretty proud of myself, considering it’s a completely different area to where I’m currently working and I have no previous learned knowledge.. 😬

⚡️Good Morning ☕️

🌸 Pura Vida ✨

🤔

If E = MC²

Then

E ÷ C² = M

If energy is fast matter, all matter is slow energy.

So when we see things to precieve our environment, that process of energy being slowed down by C squared, happens in our mind.

Thus, our brains are partical decelerators.

What a horrible thing to do to beer. And to coffee.

Dang. That would make sense, given some other things about this area of the house.

Me trying to imagine a mouse getting through:

Ocean ₿anks

May 7, 2024 10 pm

No rushing to the hospital, no complications, no epidurals, 0 panic attacks, 0 ambulances, 0 training or courses… absolutely no surgery

just completely spontaneous physiological birth

10 hours of labor starting from 1pm to 11pm 10pm - 11pm time it took placenta to present (took 1 hour to admire him & snap back into the 3rd dimension lol)

we waited a few hours & then did the cord burning ceremony

standing, bent forward or on knees for entire time in labor

wasn’t able to lay down (do not know how women give birth this way!)

was pretty quiet throughout most of it, grunting a lot because screaming felt unproductive

got myself in a system by breathing in essential oils, shifting from sitting on toilet to standing with hands on my knees & bearing down

drank raspberry tea right before he came out & went through about 10 bottles of water throughout laboring 💦

naked the entire time just using a beautiful pink muslin cloth to warm myself after contractions (felt cold in resting phases, super hot right after a contraction)

felt like 5 minutes between each contraction the entire time & no i did not count & stress myself with how dilated I was

he finally came in the birth pool after my water broke in the living room & we got it on video while playing music 🎥

it was so beautiful, way too many synchronicities ✨🌌💫

right when you think you have 0 breath, energy, push left in you - the baby crowns & you have this huge sigh of relief & snap back into reality

seeing that full head of black hair coming was so reassuring

7 pounds 6 oz, he was born a day before 39 weeks

had my first baby in my 20’s, before mother’s day, 2 weeks before my birthday, on halving year, on election year ~ wow

₿lock height: 842510

Need help with this one. What kind of animal (or insect?!) is making these scratch marks? They are only in this spot, so I’m inclined to believe it has something to do with the tiny gap between the baseboard and floor tile.

I know mice are known to fit into small spaces but this seems too small.

HONESTLY IDK EVEN WHAT TO PRINT IN MY MESSAGES, IS THERE HUMANS OUT THERE?

need a x and nostr crossposter

I just #poopzapped multiple people, no time to explain