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From Shane Onuiexs “Slay Your Heroes”

Good morning, civilians!

#40GMW☕

Junseth and Chris Derose are actually at the Crypto Summit! #BitcoinUncensored

NEW: Original art by Bugle contributor Shane Onuiex from a graphic novel project he's been cooking for PODCONF called "Slay Your Heroes"

BREAKING: XRP CEO Brad Garlicbread physically removed from Crypto Summit by the Secret Service after his pants fell down during emotional outburst against the Bitcoin only Strategic Reserve

🚨JUST IN: Catholic Churches in Nashville offered orange ashes to pilled Catholics on Ash Wednesday 🍊💊

🚨BREAKING: Trezor adds button to wallets that users can press to alert police when they're being $5 wrench attacked, similar to banks.

🚨NEW: 🇸🇻 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele responds to IMF compliance committee by quoting nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndv9kxjm3wdahxcqg5waehxw309ahx7um5wfekzarkvyhxuet5qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncdhu7e3 :

"I tried to quit stacking sats but I just can't do it! To quote Lyn Alden, 'Nothing stops this train!'"

Slight hard fork in today's regularly scheduled programming

PV Nostr!

💻JUST IN: The Bugle's March 2025 Bitcoin Core Dev Power Rankings Are Out!

Core Dev's increased productivity in the previous month💪

1. Michael Ford

2. Hennadii Stepanov ⬆️ +3

3. Ava Chow ⬇️ -1

4. Ryan Ofsky

5. Gloria Zhao ⬇️ -2