📢JUST IN: A new trend is emerging as daughters of Bitcoiners are ditching Tea Parties ☕️ for Beefsteaks 🥩

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Threatens To Escalate War In Yemen By Spamming Houthi Bitcoin Wallets With Inscriptions Of Prophet Muhammad
Reading full breaking story at Bugle DOT News
🚨MASSIVE BREAKING:
$400 Billion DBS Bank Partnering With Ken Griffin's Citadel To Launch New Company To Buy wBTC, Lead By CZ
Kim Jong Un Will Seed The Microstrategy Competitor With $69 Billion From North Korea 🇰🇵 Strategic Reserve

♈️New Entropy Just Dropped♐️
👨💻 Cypherpunks Use Ordinals Mode w/ Erin Redwing
| Behind The Podcast Ep. 14
Listen on nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtkx46kv7tgx3kxketnd3nhs7rrvdkxwwrxxp585ct6dpshwdmjwdexsanxw96hs7ndxfnxkd35vvmny6rswv6r2m3swc6n7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jsqgr98zf9a0akv86p3kx86p6tachg4lthsuqamzg8psk6jdk4w8j4cv6qcgkr and add Hell Money to your #40HPW🎧 rotation. It's one of the most underrated podcasts available
https://blossom.primal.net/d49c04469e3e1f6facbbabbdd7e012ec6717c0d55160a98cfbc87a4b5a5159fa.mov
Seeing people contuse to come out as #40HPW🎧 maxers is incredibly bullish

🚨BREAKING: SoftBank announced it's changing its name to HardBank after listening to Dennis Porter in preparation for SPAC IPO
"This is the first time doing due diligence has given us rock hard erections. If Dennis Porter is with, who can be against us?"

🚨NEW: Dell CEO Michael Dell was born 'Michael Odell' but legally changed his last name so people wouldn't assume that he's grumpy

⛪️ Do you think the next pope should be a nym?
Why or why not?

🚨BREAKING: Following media frenzy, Vatican officials confirm smoke coming from Sistine Chapel NOT indicative of new Pope but the result of a Bitaxe fire.
"Cardinals have been helping decentralize the network and one of their Bitaxes overheated and caught on fire. That's all"

🚨BREAKING: After forgetting to hit record for his interview with Matt nostr:nprofile1qyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgqgzx3h , What Bitcoin Did host nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7cnjvghxjme0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqyrtl8gkckam5xwfxugu46v2e3yhgg70gwx5qpeqp7prlkz9dzlejkvg2vts
has been ordered to listen to an additional 20 hours of Bitcoin podcasts per week on top of his #40HPW

🥦JUST IN: Whistleblower reveals Jack Mallers wears hats & hoodies to conceal his broccoli haircut

🚨BREAKING: Jack Mallers Accepts Massive $USDT Deal To Join the Suitcoiners

LAIH

A good podcast provides alpha
A thermodynamically sound podcast provides entropy #40HPW🎧
🚨NEW: Scottie Pippen says Dennis Porter visited him in a wet dream

He's pivoting from calling people retards to "shitbags"
🚨BREAKING: Barry Silbert said his boldest prediction for his latest big week could be a bigger week than previous big weeks

📚Are you familiar with the Bitcoin Podcast Bechdel Test?
This concept was developed by The Bugle's senior credentialed feminist Maggie Morris

Great content Richard. You made a remark this episode about Zyns being a shitcoiner trait. I’d like to ask you to clarify because I’ve been cutting back a bit on smoking cigarettes so I have more breath in the gym and can squat 225 someday. The gym is one of the main places I get my #40HPW however if Zyn is a fiat/shitcoiner habit what should I do? Maybe I just smoke on the way back from the gym as a reward?
https://fountain.fm/episode/J0Yt2wYPsY39yDHifeze
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Chew tobacco like a real man