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Curtis Cooley
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"government forces of the government Trump says he’s running are accosting people at security checkpoints and on public transportation to make sure they don’t support Trump’s actions. Cheer up, Venezuela: You could be Minneapolis."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/shut-down-this-murderous-government?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

"microscopic babies — indistinguishable from Sea-Monkeys™ but, according to GOP ideology, aren’t supposed to be abandoned until after they exit the birth canal and enter the workforce without collective-bargaining rights."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/democratic-leaders-vow-to-fund-illegal?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

If you're a #StarTrek fan and don't think #StrangeNewWorlds season 3 is the Star Trekiest Star Trek we can be friends.

I have spoken.

No one is cheering for #rapture more than #athiests. The sooner you fucks leave the better.

I'm genuinely curious when the white, very non indigenous looking, anti #immigration crowd thinks immigration started.

#AI is raising our energy costs by 10% next year, so if you want to us it, use #DeepSeek and raise #China's energy prices.

Happy Winter Solstice

#wiccan

#pagan

New podcast episode.

SatanicBuddhist.org

#thesatanictemple

#buddhism

#satanism

@thesatanictemple@lemmy.world

Jesus tap dancing Christ, we have middle schoolers running the white house.

#tRump

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4LRxj4CHfI&si=9nKdTbgHO9kaQWA9

"Variety immediately shot Weiss’s new initiative in the neck, highlighting the almost total absence of interest from advertisers who keep the broadcast networks afloat."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/archie-clunker-all-in-the-american?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

#tRump once again confusing a brain damage exam with an IQ test.

#24thAmendment

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OTrIuvdlpcQ&si=_t7yNODicK-yhuxS

Is it the golden age yet?

Does #tRump know his executive orders are useless and just does them for optics, or is he actually that inept, stupid, and ignorant?

Dragging a player out of the wall isn't a problem. Just don't get too close to the other set wall. Takeaway, next time drag the player away from the wall to create a gap.

I'm more excited about #EPL than #NFL.

The more we depend on an external compass the less honed our internal compass becomes.

#SatanicBuddhist

How do we get #CosplayKaren trending as a #KristiNoem nickname?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h8FseKpBFAI&si=dstsz7OUtS0Fefw9

Everything Trump and his cronies say are lies or projection.

As Rep. Emily Randall (D-WA) explained,"My constituents have been calling for articles of impeachment knowing we don't have the votes to pass them." That’s right. You do it anyway. Because you took an oath.

From The Fucking News: Even I, a devout atheist, know that whoever wrote The Bible wrote that Jesus said, “Love your neighbor as you love yourself,” and that “neighbor” in that context meant all the goddam fucking people.

@thefuckingnews #TFN #TheFuckingNews