When I slide into your dm’s

Is this a Jason Voorhees self reflection?

Depends if you like seafood.

😂

I know Jesus wants us to love our neighbors.

But I’m pretty sure that the motherfucker with the Biden for President bumper sticker is exempt.

I’m going to start an Onlyfans account.

But instead of pictures of my butthole, I’m going to send pictures of my grocery bill.

Hope someone feels sorry for me.😂

Just saw a man walk out of a Quik Mart with a 24 pack of Bud Light.

Who hurt him?

Yep. But the cigars got flavor.😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw-teYnu1fZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

What about government?

When people say I have delusions of grandeur.

I don’t know about you, but I need these!!!!

Do you ever have one of those days where everything is calm and you don’t have a worry in the world?

Yeah, scares the shit outta me too.

C.H.I.P.s