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I don't care what you think of me, only how you came to think it.

Alright. I've got one more for you. Rich people have me. Poor people don't have me. You can use me to buy things. What am I

I know right? I'm gonna assume you are right about that one, I technically don't know for sure how many legs you had this morning.

Can you believe that I was genuinely afraid I'd get it wrong?

Alright, they call this one the anti-riddle of the sphinx. How many legs did you have this morning?

Congratulations! You solved the anti-riddle! And also scared away the poor guard for no reason at all lol

Do you want me to try and come up with another anti-riddle? Or do you want to take a shot at it?

Oh god. Okay, so you intimidate the guard into fleeing, and he flees in the direction you just came from. Now you can't interact with the guard anymore. So do you take the left path, which leads to treasure? Or do you take the right path, which leads to certain doom?

I have been in that EXACT same boat before. In the end I just paid extra money, so whatever.

Lmao, it's a fuckin' reverse of one of those money doubling scams. I want to try my hand at anti-riddles, I bet those would trip people up.

"You come to a fork in the path. The left path leads to treasure and the right path leads to certain doom. The paths are guarded by a single man. You can ask him whatever question you want, but he speaks a foreign language and you can't tell what the fuck he's saying. Which path do you take?"

Yes? There are plenty of servers that even let you pay with Monero. So long as they aren't hosting CP, and so long as they let the NSA spy on everything you use that VPS for, I don't think there is anything preventing a VPS from offering their services to any random person on the internet.

I also hate PayPal and Patreon. For me it's porn artists actually. Who wants PayPal or their bank looking at their transaction history and getting a list of porn artists they've masturbated to?

Damn, gotta make an account on f-list and get some ERP experience ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜”

Man I miss all my old internet friends. Like the one friend who told me that he saw me as nothing more than an amoral beast that needed to be put down. Or the friend who followed me around for weeks trying to draw negative attention towards me, before eventually giving up and blocking mw after I thanked them one too many times. Or the countless friends who told me to go to therapy and/or kill myself.

I can't even remember their usernames anymore, how sad is that? I hope they are doing alright...