I have completed 1 year on nostr today. Thank you so much all #nostr friends 😊😊💜💜 Celebration 🎉🎉 for me Drop your 365 sat Invoice. I will pay it.

Here’s my #Bitcoin self-custody note. I’ll zap anyone who does it better! ⚡️

🧐 You got some Bitcoin on an exchange?

Let’s try sending up to 50 000 Satoshis to Blockstream Green wallet. 🔥

📱 Download it on your device.

Write down and secure the 12 words. 🔐

📪 Generate a receiving address in Green and use it on the exchange where your Bitcoin is and send all.

Find the TXID from your sending receipt, paste it into mempool.space and watch the magic happen. ✨

⏰ Funds should be confirmed in your Green wallet in ten or so minutes.

Congratulations you have taken self custody of Bitcoin. 😈

🚀 Keep educating yourself, get a hardware wallet like Blockstream Jade, Trezor or ColdCard, learn how to use and graduate to cold storage of Bitcoin!

Stay humble and stack sats 👌

I have completed 200 + followers on nostr.

Thank you so much all nostr friends 😊💜

Celebration 🎉🎉 for me

Drop your 100 sat. Invoice

I will pay it.

Rules. follow & repost the post 😎

Send private keys!

⚡️ 1,778,669 sats zapped in the past 4 hours, Y'all mad. In a good way. 💜

follow me and repost the post i will zap you 21 sats 🤗

1000 sats for my 100th follower. Whoever you are.

ok, been here a week and this place rocks, seems i have hit 200 followers somehow. I think its only fitting i send out some sats. First 20 invoices for 1000 sats with the picture of an Aussie flag attached get zapped. value4value

PV mate 🤙

#Plebchain

#AUStriches 🇦🇺🦘 #[0]

Do you use a client that supports zaps?

Lets make it interesting - I'll zap 1000 sats for every 1M BTC zap request on the original note untill the 21M BTC goal  😃

1MBTC = 100,000,000,000,000sats

#[0]

My word plebs, it’s like an electrical storm, we feel the love!

But please save some sats to send to the nostr noobs when we invite them all (not yet!)

sry paying an invoice is no zap

EXPLOID Fund.

Looking for someone with NIP-57.

Zapping our comments with 4321sats

up to 100k!

Who is ready? ⚡⚡⚡

⚡ A game of gib'n'skip ⚡

8. offer

Zap you & your accomplice 1000 sats or 1350 sats to the next nostriches?

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= Est. 777171 =

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- I will offer incrementally increasing payouts. I keep increasing the sum offered until someone and one accomplice both vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new question for a new and increased payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question, no hierarchical bullshittery.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...), let's keep it human.

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along. If this game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats each to the greedy basterds.

But if you want a few sats hit me with an invoice

Turns out I passed 500 followers 🤙 To celebrate I’ll be giving out some sats ⚡️ I want to reach smaller profiles, ones that are newer to Nostr and maybe bitcoin/lightning too.

I’ll be giving out 2k sats to accounts that follow me with at least 5 followers (so they’re not just bots) but less than 100 followers! Drop your invoices below! Let’s shoot for 15! 🤘

Been zapping plebs some random sats to test it out. Holy zaps⚡️⚡️ Batman!!

Every Friday we are going to give out 20-40k sats

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