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Just about done watching #ChimpEmpire from netflix. Honestly one of the better documentaries I've seen about chimps, and I've seen a lot. They don't ham it up too much with extreme stories, everything is pretty grounded. While some narration has to be done by a team of writers they didn't go off the wall. They even show some of the more gruesome / gross things about chimps (chimps so scared they vomit, tearing apart & eating a monkey).

Also I have no clue how the hell they got some of this footage, they appear to be in the thick of some extremely hairy encounters at certain points. Kudos to the entire team behind this production, the chimps of Uganda need all the attention from the world they can get.

Hey girls, sorry for vacuuming you through the ceiling during your SAT's. Don't worry, you're next assignment will fast track you to the top of your class - at Harvard! You will be going undercover at Harvard, with uniforms provided of course. Your mission is to help find out the source behind the recent strings of sexual assaults occuring against the faculty & students. Reports have come in that a man is disguising himself as another female student to pull off these acts. It seems our perpetrator is doing his own "undercover work".

>finish the job

Yeah for sure, he's made amazing strides being the great unifier. Just imagine what 4 more years of progress will look like :)

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_ba44fddb7220f11fd7d11ed7d29c9c69b8a73b5e00735c7429be20c02c77bd1d.webp

Fauna Sanctuary resident Darla. IDK her story but she's either been rescued from the pet trade, or from medical research.

http://ngogochimpanzeeproject.org/

The new netflix documentary showcases the lives of the largest chimpanzee colony in existence. It's believed there are over 100 chimpanzees living together in this troop. To put that into context, a regular troop consists of 15 chimps, maybe 30 max. You can support the efforts to help conserve & study the chimps here.

https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_a0022e54574fec55275d7c0aab84619fb7926658bfc9941dc7145c93867d49e9.mp4

Chimpanzees Binky & Maya playing. Video taken from the Fauna Foundation, a sanctuary for former medical research chimpanzees, along with neglected farm & domestic animals.

https://faunafoundation.org/who-we-are/the-fauna-story.html

Basically the same shit that got me onto so many blocklists in the past (casual transphobia, pretending to be black, also shitposting to our hearts content)

Yeah this seems like it's contributing to the problem.

>The cartels & officials are extorting illegal migrants left and right. Let's give El Chapo's cousin some Sats!

Gonna make #altnostr a thing

I love opening soulseek and seeing a bunch of people got albums from me last night. You are welcome random internet strangers hope you like it.

Yeah, I never cared until I had to finally get a new car. Then I realized credit scores actually matter lmao. So I paid back those retards for ripping me off for the schooling I dropped out of twice, shit is a joke.

NGL at one point I had 450 I didn't even think it was possible to get any lower. No, my credit score isn't that low now, I was just young & stupid and took out school loans and didn't pay them back for years.

I imagine if you do that + don't pay back credit cards you can hit new lows. You gotta min max that shit!

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we're all gonna make it bros

might be sticking around here for a while since I'm not dependent on a POS pi and POS hard drive to shitpost to the net.

what a handsome fellow - he should be allowed to have his own oceans away from those dirty dolphins.

It's driving me insane personally I need to know what that retard is up to

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Yep sounds like a day in the life of me