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I bet you have straight sex you fucking CHUD

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>One does not marry a three-year-old wife, as a donkey does.

- Ancient Sumerian Proverb

Niggas will see your ass fast travel to Freeside and go "Bet his ass don't got a vertibird"

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THEY FINALLY GOT A REAL ONE MUPPET WOOOO

Meet Kopral, a double amputee orangutan. Due to an incident where both of his arms were electrocuted when he was a child, they both had to be amputated. This hasn't stopped Kopral from thriving and living his life. There are even videos of him climbing trees using only his feet. While he can never be released back into the wild, he is living life on a sanctuary island provided by the Borneo Orangutan Survival foundation.

From the Chimp Haven sanctuary:

One of the sweetest things about retirement at Chimp Haven is a life lived in large chimp social groups, and as the chimps age, we get to see just how important these friendships are.

Phyllis is one of our "Golden Oldies" and although her buddy, Julius, is the alpha of the group, Phyllis has always been behind the scenes taking care of things and making sure everyone is where they're supposed to be. Now that Phyllis is losing her eyesight, her groupmates are repaying her kindness and showing her the same care she's shown them for years.

"Lil Rose and Phyllis were inside together and it was time for breakfast," shared Animal Care Coordinator Awbrea. "Lil Rose got Phyllis's attention by panting and mouthing, then escorted her through the door with soft touch and continued to coax her outside. It was so sweet, because Lil Rose was trying to hurry to breakfast but did not want to start without Phyllis."

Where would be be without our friends? All the pant-hoots to Phyllis's chimp friends and her human caregivers who are so dedicated to ensuring she has the best support in her senior years. 💚

📷 Animal Care Supervisor, Lindsey

#PrimatesAreNotPets #EndAnimalTesting #SaveThemAll

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

HOWEVER MOTHERHOOD COMES TO YOU ITS ALWAYS A MIRACLE <3

This is monkey foster mom Whisper, who helps take care of orphaned vervet monkeys in South Africa.