i'm seriously so tired of fucking nostr clients that don't fucking work

i swear to God

i'm gonna work my ass off with my current Move language work, stack my sats, and fuck you all i'm building a pure #golang GUI that will work on web (that supports wasm) and native desktop and mobile

a simple thing, that actually works, that auths correctly, and shows you the actual data on relays when you search the feeds for them

neither nostrudel nor coracle do either of these things correctly, at least, sometimes they sorta do, but there needs to be a legit fucking one-relay capable client out there that does not fuck around

they all fuck around because they can because "but muh free access for the onboarding of starving africans in senegal" fuck you

A) oh no

B) does it come in black?

C) other

Mark Cuban Thanksgiving Wine Set….

A hand is needed in order to translate a couple of documents from English to Thai. Full compensation in Sats

Anyone available? #Siamstr

Hello, we're currently in the process of implementing a way to sign in to Primal using an nsec bunker. This feature is not available yet, but will be in the foreseeable future. Stay tuned!

I figured out Saylor...

If you had enough capital to deploy (your own money or others'), eg like MicroStrategy, why wouldn't you open long contracts, and at the same time push the price up with spot buying, then liquidate the shorts to collect even more bitcoin?

I'm on to Saylor - he never quite explains it well, despite explaining literally everything else very simply.

Not discouraging it BTW.

How did I figure it out? Because my special move is to figure out schemes, loopholes, and weaknesses.

It's possible he's not actually doing this, but he bloody should.

For interest...

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Hello ‘SAT’urday 🫧😊

• Double Beef Cheese bacon

• Cheese Bacon M

• Chicken Karaage

Total 5,914 sat

#theburgest

#siamstr

Nostr Wallet Connect allows to connect and lightning wallets to apps on any platform. Choose a wallet of your choice and enjoy seamless payments within dozens of apps — there are new ones joining the interoperable NWC family everyday

Best part about having a backyard? Being able to piss in it whenever I want and not having to aim.