He who trumpets so loudly must lead the zapping concert to the end.
Forecast: more devs move from Silicon Valley to El Salvador
No, didn’t see that coming!
Unfortunately, she was poisoned or bitten by a snake or scorpion 😭
I have a distinct taste for frugality, so I'll take anything with coffee that doesn't cost extra. Milk and sugar. Some say I have a hedgehog in my wallet. 😂
It took ~15 yrs for Bird app to get to version 9.x, be proud, sit back and relax for a while! 👍
With a single gesture, Canadians can now say PV and "Fuck off" with a God-given right under the protection of the government. I am proud of y’all! 🖕😂
Believing in Fiat is like “yeah iPhone is nice but analog dial phone will return”
Shit i just farted
As woman’s day is over, now men can drink this beer for remaining 364 days 😂
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Where’s the competition?