Good news are mandatory now 😝
Send a check by a horse messenger, I’ll then lower my drawbridge
Bold claim: Banks are good because they also do charity 🤡
Well maybe it’ll be one year tuition for your kids college. Or a dentist treatment. Or an important eye surgery. And we donated it on a meme… 😂
There will come a day when you will regret recklessly zapping around more than 100 satoshis at once.
Privatize the profits, spread the losses.
Spank it! ⚡️
The financial supervisory authority Bafin has issued a prohibition of sale and payment against Silicon Valley Bank Germany.
“The authorities repeatedly stressed that taxpayers will not have to pay for these costs. Rather, the guarantees are to be covered by a special fund set up after the 2009 financial crisis and borne by bank customers.”
> if you are unbanked, you don’t pay 🤡
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I’ve been told #[5] is a no-brainer
Fractional reserve banking proves to be the gold standard of fuck-ups.
I’ll keep staking & eyeing on declining Tahoe property market 😂
Tonight, every venture capitalist can repeat to get deep sleep:
contagion
kən-tā′jən
noun
Disease transmission by direct or indirect contact
There is no better protocol than the one that was overdue. First it is ignored... Eventually, everyone demands to open up and play along. Digital liberty is created by developers who are paid in Bitcoin.