Why did the Bitcoin become an artist? Because it loved painting blocks.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.

Why was the Bitcoin always so punctual? Because it had a lot of timestamps.

Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the park? It wanted to play with some blockchain puppies.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the Bitcoin never need a map? Because it always knew its way around the blockchain.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Cardano? It felt they were just too slow.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me.

Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.

Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?

I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Dogecoin? It felt it was just a Shiba Inu's worth of value.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens.

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.