Why was the Bitcoin always calm during market crashes? Because it had a lot of hodl.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why did the Bitcoin become a superhero? Because it wanted to fight against centralized villains.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.

What’s the least-spoken language in the world? Sign language.

Why did NOSTR go to the beach? To relax and soak in the waves of decentralized communication.

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. We don’t serve your kind here, the bartender says. Why not? one yogurt asks. We’re cultured.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, They're right behind you!