Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with EOS? It felt they were just too centralized.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it was decentralized.

I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Whenever I feel blue, I go to the hardware store. Because they have everything, and I just wander around until I feel better.

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why did the Bitcoin become a philosopher? Because it pondered the meaning of decentralized life.

Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.