Stay away from hurricanes for a while.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best

judge of one.

-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Patch griefs with proverbs.

-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he

was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

-- Mark Twain

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

Q: What's a light-year?

A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

Your business will assume vast proportions.

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?

A: Because he was hungry.

You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to

metal objects which are not fastened down.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.

A pity that it's totally undeserved.

You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use

in reading it at all.

-- Oscar Wilde

You are confused; but this is your normal state.

So so is good, very good, very excellent good:

and yet it is not; it is but so so.

-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

Slow day. Practice crawling.

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"