As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.

-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"

You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

You enjoy the company of other people.

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

A: The same middle name.

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?

A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they

are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his

very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?

A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?

A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted

policemen!

-- Peter Lax

Make a wish, it might come true.

Just to have it is enough.

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: He was giving it last rites.

For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,

each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall

was a gate.

-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when

referring to system overview.]

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

-- Mark Twain

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13

A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy

Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?

He hath eaten me out of house and home.

-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,

it can still be changed today.

Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?

A: To get to the middle.