Do you guys think I’m gonna be a chick magnet on campus because I am old and distinguished or do you think the zoomer generation will bully me & call me gay
Loving my music taste is the most romantic thing you could ever say to me😍
St chroma is SO good. Super inspiring.
Bro every once in a while that story comes into my mind and I get a good laugh…
Uh. Yeah. I’m all set on that towel. Enjoy your new toiletry.
Decades of technological advances lead to the advent of video games. To create absolute masterpieces like Halo and COD.
Thousands of hours of work. Thousands of hours of advancement.
All for us as a species to Teabag each other. That’s what it all led up to. Video games were made so we could teabag each other from across the globe.
That’s what humans do. We make really really insane shit and then bring it back to the ol ball bag.
nostr:note1y9jrmklupxtdxq07gvl96kpmf9qzzryc3c38ud7pke7eww9m6nrqg9nurmAt least you could donate your towel to a fellow puck enthusiast so they could floss their ass with it while you got stitched up!
Almost tagged you because I had a hunch you liked this album too.
Hard to tell but he mixed the Drop It Like It’s Hot drums by Pharrell for this song. You can hear the snaps a bit but the feel of the song is so different. Genius
Girls are a conspiracy theory created by the Nostr devs to siphon my sats
I’ve probably listened to this 1,000 times so far 
Cmon, now that’s not fair. You can’t judge every camel but it’s toe.
BRO at first I thought you were saying I dox’d myself Jesus FUKKKKK that scared me
Everyone is worried about pictures that move but personally I’m concerned with how much I’ll resemble Dolph Lundgren after this haircut 
I really hate the process of getting a haircut but god damn it I am a shaggy boi and I resemble this young man👹
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha you’re such a fuckin dick
Happy birthday Bitcoin don’t go to any Diddy parties as you are now 16 and he WILL oil u up
When you hit that scream/shriek thing it sortve reminded me of one of these lizards LOL 
Ur not allowed to have opinions Royabean. Everyone knows the rules.
Sometimes life works out in miraculous ways and for a very very brief window I am overcome with ~happiness~
That window does not last long. No smiling in this dojo.
2025 is my year👍💪