Moving my diamonds to a fireproof safe...

Nerds on Nostr when you criticize Nostr:

Daww! Did I hurt your feelings!?

Mastodon tried to be hard to use and Nostr was like "hold my beer"

Fuck money, send entertainment

I still use MySpace too, doesn't make fetch happen

Yeah, nah, Nostr hella boring fr

I wish Nostr was fun

Prove it! Maybe you're a bug!

I honestly don't know if I'm able to send things..

so unfortunate because I could really use with some fantasy fulfillment these days

this thing still on?

If I were the emperor of the world, I'd give everyone a year to get out and then I'd blow up Jerusalem with several nukes.

Honestly, I think that the Palestinians should have left by now, and if they haven't, they are responsible for their children's deaths.

It's weird how we measure Bitcoin's performance in terms of dollars. What do we measure dollar performance in? Milk jugs and egg cartons?

People on Mastodon think they have to use the whole-ass character limit every time they toot.

When I get old and there are genres of music I don’t listen to and don’t understand I’m just not gonna say anything about them- y’all watch that shit is gonna be awesome

#Enhance: #SSR for #WebComponentsBrian LeRoux discusses https://enhance.dev a way to build #webApps with the pure #webStandards.

https://www.infoq.com/presentations/enhance-web-standards/

#webDev#web#tech#javaScript#customElements#html#hateoas

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Conservatism is just what happens to the human brain when it can't get laid.