Remember, multivitamins don’t actually do anything!

Until we meet again💀

Ubuntu Bold Italic of course

So you can at least use “typeface” and “font” in the right context… It’s almost as infuriating when people use the terms “wallpaper” and “screensaver” interchangeably🙄

‘18 Tesla Model 3P

‘05 Subaru WRX STI

‘15 Subaru BRZ

‘19 BMW M5

‘21 Toyota Tundra TRD Pro

All 5?

Haven’t had an Oreo in a long time. Just had one over the holidays and I hurled🤮 Yeah those are disgusting still… I don’t get it.

Not YouTube

Wow🤯 I don’t even hit 1gb for any app, and I primarily use mine for work. Most, including Damus, are around 40-100mb.

First Blood

Who?

I own a pair.. now ask me if I’ve ever used them lol

People still buy tvs or do they watch things on their tiny phones?😂

Moscow Time: 2272

It’s centered.

“But ma’ eNgAgEmEnT?”

Also: attention-seeking whore🤡

I can’t stomach LinkedIn, it’s just so gross… careful out there people.

Sounds like a Zuck, fiat mind-set problem.

Sex is nice, but have you tried software development?

The old adage is wrong. Do not make optimization an afterthought.

Always optimize your code as you write it. Avoid all tech debt.

Thank God