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🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨

Hello all!

I’m 17, trying to set up my first non-custodial wallet + channel… and it feels like a paradox.

To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.

To verify → I need 1 sat.

To get 1 sat → I need a channel.

To get a channel → I need sats.

Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅

I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way (or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash), I’d be massively grateful 🙏

Surely there’s an easier way I’ve missed. Any plebs willing to help a new node get lit? ⚡

#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #damus

🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨

I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox.

To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.

To verify → I need 1 sat.

To get 1 sat → I need a channel.

To get a channel → I need sats.

Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅

I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡

#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #bitcoinkids

🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨

I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox.

To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.

To verify → I need 1 sat.

To get 1 sat → I need a channel.

To get a channel → I need sats.

Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅

I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡

#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #BitcoinKids

🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨

I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox.

To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.

To verify → I need 1 sat.

To get 1 sat → I need a channel.

To get a channel → I need sats.

Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅

I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡

#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #BitcoinKids

They know when I get my first taste I’m gonna make too much so they had to nerf me

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Hey, the problem is I can’t find my wallet without having at least one sat in it, as I need to verify that it is my account. Bit of a weird one.

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

I think my wallet is just a bug out. Thanks tho!

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

Ok don’t worry, I can’t figure any of this out. Thanks so much anyway!

No worries, I can’t figure any of this out. Thanks so much anyway!

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #grownostr

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏

(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)

#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #zaps