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all hail the protocol without algos

also

wen algos

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Step ?. Giving lecture about 'back in my day'.

did just youtube got the layout right?

Want to make #nostr better? Just tone down the elitism and drama. Too many entitled cheerleaders and farting in the powdered sugar.

What happened to the all #positive welcoming family-like #community?

Leaving xitter behind takes more than just typing a different url into the browser or using a different app.

I guess no protocol can change human nature but please prove me wrong!

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Ambilight-style FFmpeg filter for 4:3 videos on HD screens:

ffplay -vf "split [main][tmp]; [tmp] scale=w=iw*1.333:h=0,setsar=1:1,boxblur=50 [blur]; [blur][main] overlay=W/8:0" $1

are you implying debian is for pussies? ๐Ÿค”

aahh, the joy of crawling in the dark looking for the lid of the tank.. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜

"I don't want to avoid the question." - NF

Good, because I started to think you do since you were unable to unambiguously answer a single one for almost two hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQMdUeEX4PI

Suggesting what your answer might be is not an answer.

Most pretentious farewell video in the history of youtube goes to:

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Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the mere fact of asking a woman a question will change the given answer regardless how the question was formulated.

Day 202 of Zimbabwean hyperinflation

- We released the 100000000 note last week, what should we do now?

- Let's print the 500000000 note!

- Excellent plan!

Day 204 of Zimbabwean hyperinflation

- We released the 100000000000 note yesterday, what should we do now?

- Let's print the 50000000000000 note!

- Excellent plan!

Day 205 of Zimbabwean hyperinflation

- We released the 1000000000000000 note an hour ago, what should we do now?

- Let's print the 5000000000000000000 note!

- Excellent plan!

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- One chicken sandwich please!

- Sure! That'll be nine hundred eighteen quadrillion seven hundred fifty-nine trillion one hundred twenty-seven billion nine hundred fifteen million seven hundred ninety-one thousand seven hundred twenty-one dollars. ๐Ÿ˜Š

fucking retarded... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ