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I am absolutely floored that I have 25,000 followers after less than a year of being on Mastodon. I would donate a kidney to each and every one of you. Not one of my kidneys obviously, but the sentiment is still just as meaningful.

I just saw Barbie and I have to admit that they screwed it up big time. I understand all the hate for it now.

Things Barbie SHOULD be about:

-how arming teachers will protect our children

-why abortion is murder

-the undeniable benefits of the patriarchy

-Joe Biden and his secret plot to strengthen transgenders and NATO to ruin America

Things Barbie has NEVER been about:

-pink

-girls

Many Olympians actually try to get third place because of this.

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We made a comic about deer.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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Spending a ton of money to advertise my "I heart ad blockers" shirts but the ads don't seem to be reaching their target audience for some reason.

*SPOILERS* I just saw Oppenheimer, and I am appalled by the number of historical inaccuracies in it:

1. Oppenheimer only spoke in the third person. In the movie he says "I'm hankering for a ham sandwich, when he should have said "Oppenheimer is hankering for a ham sandwich".

2. Oppenheimer had a severe phobia of chairs. Yet the film confusingly shows Oppenheimer sitting in numerous chairs without screeching or sobbing.

3. Oppenheimer was married to John Wayne, but no mention of this is made.

nostr:npub1r8x56zg384dhg4h9lcdfdz4h7aershfazr6t6qfyfztxcn2urgyscllw2q Haha yep! Otterly Human is a two person team, I write the comics and my girlfriend's sister draws them.

I wrote a comic about pirates.

nostr:npub1eswc6q4u9kuk9e5zpln08zuxckk9pe9vzg4d6567yr4992l6ahsq5u830x I assume that they had to do a pinkie swear with the CEO of Ebay.