no matter how much time passes, I still find shaking the iPhone for “undo” to be extremely uncivilized and I always feel bad for my phone when I do it :(

We want actionable error messages. Passive voice erodes their usefulness.

For example, “Failures were made somewhere in your CI pipeline” — passive, confusing, vague.

Instead, replace it with “Jenkywenkins made a whoopsie!” — clear, direct, active.