I wasn't a fan until that 7 minutes of fire at the Golden globes. One of the greatest bits of comedy of all time
It's kind of surreal now it's picking up momentum
"US regulators say SVB customers will be made whole as second bank fails"
https://mempool.space/tx/9d53f14e0fe1ac9ff54154956ec1c9419b02f78f2e5a20d63f3e637976aef826
And an op return, not inscription as it should be. A return to tradition!
Can you even imagine how bleak the outlook would be without it? Be hoarding Gold and weapons and not be able to move if shit got real bad.
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THE NOSTR REPORT
#BANKINGBAD
Mar 12, 2023
Block Height: 780,536
Moscow Time:45:68 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[1] “Just don’t fucking dance.”
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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This joint statement by the Treasury, the Fed, and FDIC puts in words what Bitcoiners have known all along…There is no way out of this mess without printing more money. The statement reads, “We are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy…[This] will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit.” First it was Silicon Valley Bank, and just a few hours ago Signature Bank was forced to close due to “similar systemic risk.” We all know that there is not enough money in the FDIC to back all the depositors, so the money will have to come from somewhere, meaning it will come from the purchasing power of the fiat money that the average Joe has saved. This is why we HODL, this is why we DCA, this is why we BUIDL. As #[3] says, stay humble, stack sats. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1337
#[4] another 🏦bank 🪣bailout, US discusses “special vehicle” fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.
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#[6] presents the idea of Lightning Prisms, along with a proof of concept, as a way to use the ⚡lightning⚡ network for automated values-splits.
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#[8] notes that “People mostly Nostr while at work”. “If people were inspired by their work or properly remunerated for it rather than being wage-slaves to the corrupt 💵fiat system I bet I'd see the opposite effect in the numbers.”🎯
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[10] Surfing 🏄♂️and Jiu Jitsu 🥋class signups posted!
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[13] 🚨Some relays may not refresh profile data very often and as such you may find your zaps going to an older wallet if you have recently switched wallets. Keep a backup of your old wallets!!🚨
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#[15] adds updates to https://nostrit.com (the IFTTT of nostr posts). Now you can create 🥩raw🥩 events without scheduling, and a lower price of exact-date events to 1k sats.
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#[17] lists Nostr ✍️signing✍️ extensions to help store your nsec locally and avoid exposing it to web clients.
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#[19] Pablo announces that he released a new instance of 🔫Blastr!🔫 wss://blastr.f7z.xyz
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#[21] provides a useful tip on how to restore your follow list on nostrgram.
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[23] Forbes: SVB Financial CEO sells 😲$3.6 million😲 in stock before bank’s collapse.
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[25] Banks vs highly leveraged bond funds
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Always grateful to be included in #[1]
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Don't deny, just deflect. At least you've moved to accepting your scamming past. Good progress I geuss.
This is where we are at
And wakoinda and nfts tho aswell right lamama
I'm not sure what will happen here. But this was the moment it was created for. Whether the herd realises it is the question
If I see Steve Mcqueen shilling trans rights I'm done 😆 🤣
Hey if they were honest from the jump, Goldman Gary Gensler wouldn't be standing on their throats now and declaring them a security
I love it and hate it. Great possibilities if done right, but what if the Woke get hold of it and murder some classics
If etherium and co would be honest that they are a platform for tokenised companies, I could be a bit more receptive. But the disingenuous framing of ultra sound money is where I must call bullshit. The attempt to ride bitcoins coat tails and lure people into scams is my issue.
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