THE NOSTR REPORT

#BANKINGBAD

Mar 12, 2023

Block Height: 780,536

Moscow Time:45:68 ⚡/ $

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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️

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#[1] “Just don’t fucking dance.”

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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨

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This joint statement by the Treasury, the Fed, and FDIC puts in words what Bitcoiners have known all along…There is no way out of this mess without printing more money. The statement reads, “We are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy…[This] will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit.” First it was Silicon Valley Bank, and just a few hours ago Signature Bank was forced to close due to “similar systemic risk.” We all know that there is not enough money in the FDIC to back all the depositors, so the money will have to come from somewhere, meaning it will come from the purchasing power of the fiat money that the average Joe has saved. This is why we HODL, this is why we DCA, this is why we BUIDL. As #[3] says, stay humble, stack sats. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1337

#[4] another 🏦bank 🪣bailout, US discusses “special vehicle” fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.

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#[6] presents the idea of Lightning Prisms, along with a proof of concept, as a way to use the ⚡lightning⚡ network for automated values-splits.

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#[8] notes that “People mostly Nostr while at work”. “If people were inspired by their work or properly remunerated for it rather than being wage-slaves to the corrupt 💵fiat system I bet I'd see the opposite effect in the numbers.”🎯

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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️

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#[10] Surfing 🏄‍♂️and Jiu Jitsu 🥋class signups posted!

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💻nostr Tech💻

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#[13] 🚨Some relays may not refresh profile data very often and as such you may find your zaps going to an older wallet if you have recently switched wallets. Keep a backup of your old wallets!!🚨

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#[15] adds updates to https://nostrit.com (the IFTTT of nostr posts). Now you can create 🥩raw🥩 events without scheduling, and a lower price of exact-date events to 1k sats.

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#[17] lists Nostr ✍️signing✍️ extensions to help store your nsec locally and avoid exposing it to web clients.

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#[19] Pablo announces that he released a new instance of 🔫Blastr!🔫 wss://blastr.f7z.xyz

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#[21] provides a useful tip on how to restore your follow list on nostrgram.

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⚡nostr Business⚡

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#[23] Forbes: SVB Financial CEO sells 😲$3.6 million😲 in stock before bank’s collapse.

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥

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#[25] Banks vs highly leveraged bond funds

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Stay Classy Nostr.

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#[2]​ 👀 QOTD, what a legend 💜🫂

He’s ok 😉

Thank you so much for doing that 💜💜💜

He deserves all the love 🫶

Also what an amazing report yet again… It just keeps getting better 🤯❤️

i agree…meh

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💜🫂 Well deserved buddy, proud of you 🫶

"I did it Mum! I got reported.." 🍀💜🫂

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Let’s fucking gooooo!!!! #[2]​ IM SO PROUD

It's always an honor to be part of #[1], thank you 🕊️

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I didn’t know I have celebrity friends; both #[10]​ & #[2]​ in one report, waaat 🤩

Hey you, stop being soOo nice 🤍

seriously, way too nice

🤍🤍 one to each

Look #[17], she can't stop being nice 🥺

maya stop with the toxic positivity and profound kindness

it’s…it’s making me smile 🤢

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Is this how u smile LOL! we need a vet 🐸

Life is happier with a squeeze of love

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gonna go inject myself with an epi pen as I’m allergic to this much positivity

brb

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Frog is love

Pls zap him so he can afford more injections now

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🐸 doctor 🥹💜🫂

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look ma!

You’re famous

Truly, I think you could have been on there a few more times!

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Always grateful to be included in #[1]

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