Hi! It's your first day in crypto. Here's a helpful handout. 
When she's doing the hawk tuah: 
i was the only girl at a hackathon and someone gave me this note 💀 
Seed words? I don't trust that, I store my wallet .dat old school 
What would you do if your homeminer mined a block?
Get your own Bitaxe here https://loveisbitcoin.com/bitaxe
When you wanted a Supra but bitcoin is dropping again 
HODL them bitties in the new Jade wallet https://loveisbitcoin.com/blockstream
Someone gave me flowers 
Guys my ex boyfriend gave me this Cheetos tin and forgot to ask for it back. It's been years, can anyone reach him so I can give it back? 
That feeling when you get the new Jade wallet and hold your own keys https://loveisbitcoin.com/blockstream
Libby when someone asks if she has any bitcoin: 
Bitcoin doesn't grow on trees you gotta work for it 
Happy new year from Libby 🎉 
Your New Year's resolution should be to switch to a Bitcoin ONLY hardware wallet if you have not done so already.
Here's my guide https://loveisbitcoin.com/wallets
Happy new year from Libby! 🎊🎉 
If you're a man in your 20s, get one of these watches.
Go into debt if you have to 
Cicciolina vibes
Meet Joy the Hodl trainer 
Bitcoiners when we're being called toxic psychopaths who use rogue money to boil the oceans 
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Is 690,000 sats a realistic and achievable goal for the average normie? 
Ho ho HODL. Santa Libby is here. Have you been naughty all year? 
That feeling when you become a wholecoiner 