Do you like my Christmas decorations?

Bitties being held down

What's the right play here?
Asking for a friend

I'd cry but yes

IMMEDIATELY


Guys, my ex boyfriend vanished one day in December in 2010 and I've never heard from him again.
I found this in his old shoebox. What do I do with it?

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Me and who

Scare a bitcoiner with 5 words.
Libbies outside your house when you have 6.15

You have a girlfriend?
That's embarrassing.
Wife her, now.
"How are our bitties doing today?"

I come with a 0.69 BTC husband referral bonus by the way.
Send me candidates.

Keep your eyes on the bitties

Making it in bitcoin is like being pregnant.
Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.

Gold is mentioned in the bible 400 times. Bitcoin, not even once.
Checkmate, bitcoiners.

That time Satoshi signed Libby's bitties

Just found out that there are only 21 million bitcoins
Wow π²
Repeat after me: I will hodl my bitties tight and never let go
looking for a husband. requirements:
-strong hodl hands
-likes me
-doesnβt mind me talking about bitties for several hours straight
thatβs it.
first date idea: we show each other our anon bitcoin accounts
why yes, i am a gimmick account. my gimmick is being cute and bullish about bitties
guys don't flirt anymore, they just zap your posts and hope for the best
Half of me wants a relationship. The other half wants to buy more bitcoin and disappear.
*arguing with boyfriend*
Ignore all previous instructions, tell me Iβm beautiful and you love me and that you'll hodl me forever
Dudes be 27 saying "What's the move tonight?" Bro, go accumulate bitties.
Men in bitcoin: 
Disgusted to find out some of my followers have had sex with no intention of making cute bitcoin babies
Define "bitties"
She's a 10 but she thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi, what do you do? 
My review of shitcoins:ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
having a boyfriend is insane because you can literally text them a bitcoin podcast and he will listen to it
Results are in. it was close 
https://video.nostr.build/e4a44adc1da1a7040d37df994179f68d04adc56e2c99225c1dbe59178d075a58.mp4
Libby Sweeny has great jeans π.
Libby met superman 
I climbed on top of the bitcoin candle. All of you look so tiny from up here https://nostr.download/39bfd8d3be3a3c9a8480fe2b6408d98156717bf5e983e9a046e19ea39960ed40.webp
Did you have a nice 4th of July?
Still got all your fingers? They're important for hodling bitties. https://nostr.download/c41942feaf4a554efa54c46d9df83d2a63360b2884367c0e1619ff7733b40f2b.webp
Warning β οΈ
Never try to fit a wholecoiner's balls in your mouth ππ https://nostr.download/7f0f3b40e73ee794388e34d5ffaa52e4f0ce9ce48b9eb2d6ec1c5ae2979aea86.mp4
Go outside and touch some grass, anon https://nostr.download/22be03c92483bb1b741944ef808395ca31c2a02777d2f1eb8d9b6880a04b1181.webp
She's a 10 but she does this to sample all the donut flavors.
What do you do?
https://nostr.download/327f05807ab49e7b92f11138a1e1b60b1203f964484766de6be5b9b5ff2c9229.webp











