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Airport security is just next level. They don’t want to leave anything for interpretation in the name of common sense. At the same time most TSA officers have a story to tell about some guy did something that was unexpected for that we are subject to collective punishment

They must be wondering why the city is so dirty when the news says it has been cleaned for their visit.

Is that chai looking coffee or coffee looking chai??

Oh I thought they wear it so no one can recognize them in public and ask them to check for weird looking moles in the crotch area.

I heard it sings a songs while giving you a massage and makes 💩 smell like Gucci perfumes.

It has also been called Sea-Men on #SouthPark