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Back on the chain, the mongrel is sad,
Again, sit next to the booth,
It's a dog's life again, because I was a tramp,
At night in melancholy with the moon to regret.
Here it is all over again, shackles on the neck,
The collar strangles and the burden captivates
I would like to be free, but here it’s only angrier,
The burden on the links in captivity rings.
In the morning I watch how people walk,
And I don’t understand in my gut,
Why are the neighbors' dogs barking?
I can see myself being like that.
I remember my mother, warmed by the wool,
How the owner of both of us forgot,
I have suffered so much evil in my life,
Again at the fence he howled sadly.
Maybe I’ll dream, I’ll be forgotten in sleep,
A bone with meat and a dish with water,
How I wag my tail again with happiness,
And I won't be sad under the moon.
Denis Krestoff
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According to many researchers, the very first computer in the world was invented by Charles Babbage. This man was fascinated by the idea of creating a mechanical machine capable of performing complex calculations. In 1822, a small difference machine was designed and built, consisting of a huge number of levers and gears. Even then she could operate with 18-bit numbers. The accuracy of the calculations reached the eighth decimal place.
In the same year, the scientist began work on a larger and more advanced machine, but the technology of that time did not allow this to be done. Only in 1854, the Swiss Scheutz was able to build several such devices according to Charles’s drawings, and it weighed 14 tons.
By the way, Ada Lovelace, Babbage’s colleague and close friend, is considered to be the very first programmer in the world.
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Every day was a gift, I thought it would live forever. I can’t, I can’t say goodbye to him... Charlik, Charlik, thank you, thank you for being a faithful friend, thank you for listening, thank you for giving smiles even on the worst day, thank you for teaching loyalty and friendship , thank you for teaching me how to love...
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"As long as you are green, you continue to grow. As soon as you are ripe, you begin to rot."
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“A dog’s nose is not sold in a pharmacy, And the tail does not turn on with a click. But playing with a puppy cures all diseases in the whole world.
A walk in the park heals wounds of the heart, And a ringing bark heals our soul. And if it’s bad, if you don’t warm up, the puppy, like a hot water bottle, caresses your feet.
Beady little eyes peer into eternity, and the owners, as if by magic, will awaken instead of hopelessness, tenderness and sincere faith in kindness.
Let them say that this is nonsense and lies, But it’s true, what can I say: There is no doctor in the world more magical than a dog. (Well, or cats. Maybe too)."
“Outside the dark window, the rain is beating hysterically, And in a cage of ribs, your heart is beating loudly. And you don’t trust anyone, you don’t wait anymore, and there’s no one to rely on and lean on.
It happens... In the soul without light there is pitch darkness: No candle, no light bulb, no living fire. And it seems that now it will always be like this: No way out, no emotion, no peace.
And yet, suddenly a dog sneezes in a dream and looks so philosophically, and rests its wet nose on your cheek and sighs in your ear... And the meaning of this life no longer sounds like a question.”
“A dog is a reflection of a dream About fidelity, patience and happiness. These eyes look with such love that you suddenly become better.
A dog is a reflection of the family! Good families have good dogs. They have no time - sorry, no time for a fight - After all, they bathe in love all day long."
Anna Mikhailovna Ostrovskaya
“Your dog is silent, does not bark, does not confess his love. Quietly, your footprint from the puddles laps and rubs its muzzle against your boots.
Your dog huddles in the corner and warms the wall with his back. She is ready to put up with everything for the happiness of breathing next to you."
Maya Kuznetsova
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"The dogs lick, they slurp, they drool and stink. Ellis, they have fleas." - God, this is bad. - The children will lose interest, I will have to take care of him myself. He will grow huge, dig up the lawns, tear up all the bushes and flowers, and when he calms down, he will die and everyone will suffer so much that they will have to take a new puppy, and everything will repeat all over again.” Film "Beethoven" George Newton, Alice Newton
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“If a programmer creates a more understandable interface, then nature will create a dumber user.”
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"There are many people who have achieved something significant in old age. Benjamin Franklin invented bifocal lenses at the age of seventy-eight. At the same age, Grandmother Moses decided to take painting seriously. Agatha Christie wrote “The Mousetrap” - one of the most popular long-lived plays, - when she was sixty-two. Jessica Tandy won her Best Actress Oscar at age eighty. Vladimir Horowitz gave his last solo piano recitals to packed houses when he was eighty-four.
Look at these achievements and think of the people you know who, at the age of thirty or forty, were prematurely discouraged and acted as if their lives were forever a boring routine with no chance of changing the situation." Ken Robinson
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“Personally, I love strawberries and cream, but for some reason the fish prefer worms. That’s why when I go fishing, I don’t think about what I like, but about what the fish like.” Dale Carnegie
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“The Bedouin’s dog died, the owner shed tears over him. A passerby asked him: “What are you talking about, O mighty man, are you shedding tears?” He answered: "My faithful dog is dying. I feel so sorry for him... I can't hold back my tears. He drove out game for me while hunting, Didn't sleep at night, guarded the herd." A passer-by asked: "What is hurting the dog? Is he not injured? His spine is not interrupted?" And he: “Oh no! He’s just exhausted. He’s dying from hunger!” “Be patient,” said the passer-by, “God rewards patience with blessings.” Then he asked: “What’s in the big midge that you hold tightly in your hand?” “In the bag? Bread, meat... there’s a lot of everything there to feed my body.” “O man,” asked a passer-by, “why won’t you give the Dog a crust?” He answered: “I can’t give a crumb, - I can’t get bread on the road without money; Although I can’t help but shed tears over the dog... And tears - well... I can’t pay for tears...” And then a passer-by shouted in anger: "Curse you to disappear! You are an empty wineskin full of wind! After all, this dog was your faithful friend! And you are a hundred times more despicable than a dog. A piece of food is more valuable to you than tears! But tears are the blood shed by misfortune "Blood that has become water from suffering. Dust under your feet is the price of your tears, And you yourself are not worth more!" Jalaluddin Rumi
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Dry your tears, because wolves don’t cry, it doesn’t suit them to pretend to be people.
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Gentoo is a Linux distribution that doesn't want to do anything itself.
It increases your IQ, but in return requires a lot of time to figure out how it works and why not everything works out.
It doesn’t happen the first time... it’s an infection that will easily make you tear out your hair and curse the one who slipped this nasty thing.
More than once there may be a desire to send everything to hell.
But having gone through fire, water and copper pipes, having configured the system at our discretion, we wipe the sweat from our foreheads, and we won’t have to do this anymore.
Once you install Gentoo, you can use it for years, and it will always be the latest version of the distribution that suits you best.
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"There is no sex in the USSR"
TV presenters Vladimir Pozner and Phil Donahue organized one of the first Soviet-American teleconferences of the Glasnost era, which was directed by Vladimir Mukusev, recorded on June 28 and aired on July 17, 1986.
During the conversation, an American participant in the teleconference asked a question.
The truth about this phrase can only be found out by watching the recording of the program. The American, as Posner said, asked whether sexual motives were used in Soviet advertising. Lyudmila Ivanova answered: “There is no sex in the USSR, and we are categorically against it...” Then laughter is heard in the hall and Posner removes the microphone from Ivanova. However, you can read her lips as she adds: “... on television.” - This is one of the versions.
In an interview (Was there sex in the USSR?, Komsomolskaya Pravda, November 1, 2004), she outlines her version of the origin of this phrase:
“In general, a teleconference began, and one American woman said: because of the war in Afghanistan, you should stop having sex with your men altogether - then they won’t go to war. And she kept pointing her finger. I answered her: there is no sex in the USSR ", and there is love. And during the Vietnam War, you also did not stop sleeping with your men." But everyone only remembered the beginning of the phrase. What, am I wrong? In our country, the word “sex” was actually almost indecent. We always made love, not sex. That's what I meant."
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“An interesting observation: in Linux they put a firewall in order to not let anyone in, but in Windows they set it up so as not to let anyone out.”
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"У нас женщин больше, чем мужчин. Надо больше женщин призывать, это будет наводить ужас на армию противника, они будут бояться… Если сегодня мы воссоздадим целые женские батальоны в каждой дивизии - их вперёд, они будут идти в психическую атаку, им даже стреляться не надо. Только увидят русских красавиц, женский батальон и разбегутся все - и поляки, и литовцы, и другие какие-нибудь натовские солдаты". Владимир Вольфович Жириновский
"Правда только состоятельным людям под силу остальным она не по карману".
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Я рождён в Советском Союзе... Сделан Я в СССР!
"С 1930 года я не видел почти никаких признаков того, что СССР движется к социализму в истинном смысле этого слова.
Напротив, по всем приметам он превращался в иерархическое общество, где у правителей так же мало оснований отказаться от власти, как у любого другого правящего класса." Джордж Оруэлл
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"Поехали два соседа на базар вино продавать.
В пути сели передохнуть и перекусить. Хорошо бы сейчас по стаканчику вина выпить, - говорит один. Хорошо-то хорошо, но вино мы везём продавать и нельзя потратить ни капли, - сказал второй.
Тогда первый обшарил карманы, нашёл монету и говорит соседу: Налей мне вина. Тот налил ему стакан, потом вернул ему монету и попросил: А теперь ты мне налей. Так ходила монета из рук в руки, пока не опустели оба бурдюка. Два соседа захрапели хмельные и довольные торговлей. Так выпьем же за удачные сделки!"
Знакомая Раневской, учитель биологии, решила продемонстрировать той вред, наносимый организму никотином и алкоголем. Она бросила червяка в стакан со спиртом, и тот мгновенно издох. Второй умер в стакане с никотином. Бросила третьего в стакан с яичным желтком – червяк живёт. - Ну и какой вывод можно из этого сделать? - спрашивает она у Фаины Георгиевны. - Только один: если не пить и не курить, в яйцах черви заведутся!