Blasted my annual vacation budget on Nostrica, then got a free ticket to Bitcoin2023.

Shill me some ideas to earn $2k fast for flight and Airbnb in 2 months.

Wrong answers only.

(Please don't zap, this is a joke thread, not a begging thread)

Napster brings back memories…

So… is 450 tabs in Safari a lot? Thanks Nostr!! 😂

The only way to win is to not play.

I want to start a competition on nostr. Whoever gives me the most money wins. The reward is the satisfaction of knowing that you have given your money to me. Game starts now

#[2] is my bestie? 🫂

#[3] rekt 😂

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Do you want to play a game? Let’s stress test #[0]​ today. In 2 hours 45 minutes let’s rain zaps for 15 minutes.

Repost and let’s get the word out. 🤙🏻

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I might have reached the end of the thread. Going back to the top to double dip

Facts…

Ok, whose d do I have to s to get as many followers as #[0]? I'm getting jealous. Also, HODL has indicated a willingness, imo, to zap anyone who follows me 100 sats. Let's see if he makes good on that tentative promise.

It’s important that bitcoin becomes cool. I intend to help push that forward.

In Europe I post them to early everytine they perform badly

“Zaps broken? Or is my content bad?”

I'm giving away 200,000 sats! To enter this contest, you MUST do two things. 1st: Repost this thread. 2nd: Post a comment with the best original content you can. Original content can be memes, videos, songs, essays, stories, poetry, jokes, art, basically anything original. Multiple entries are welcomed.

The best post by my estimation will win 100,000 sats, and ten runner ups will win 10K each. Contest closes March 8th, midnight EST. I will directly zap winning posts within the thread.

Let the creative power within you flow! Go.

Ooh that’s smart! Thanks for the tip. Might have to get me a pair for next time I go exploring rocky waters 🙌

Where can a guy find a good relay to pay for on Nostr?

#plebchain

You just post two image links separated by a return, or what?