Yield farming.

Become a male hooker

I've always played safe implementing trades with insights and signals from a renowned trader, Ryan Donalds. I made 9.3 BTC from the recent crash in the market within a period of six weeks. 🤯🤯

$2k budget for a flight to Miami? Not sure where you are flying from but I booked flights last week, round trip was like $350.

Send me $1k in btc, I’ll send you $2k back

5USD 🔧

Trade shitcoins 😂

What kind of feet photos do you take?

Do you have healthy kiddneys?

Sell Willy Wonka tickets

Run a game where you promise to award X sats to who zaps you the most.

Sell your Dodge coin

You have two kidneys just for redundancy.

Just saying...

Zap me $2k in sats today and I’ll zap you back $4k tomorrow 😂

Buy ETH and wait till it flips Bitcoin

Make a fake begging thread by saying it’s a joke thread and not a begging thread and say the exact amount of Money you need in Hope to get them via zaps.

Send me $100k in #BTC, 'cause I was Goxed...😢

That's it.

Thanks, and No worries, just expect karma to kick in.😜😁🙏⚡💯👍

Start with $4k and play lightning-roulette.com for 10 minutes and you should have $2k

Just post about your boating accident and beg people to help you in your time of need!

Zap me 1k I’ll zap 2k back. Promise.

Send me 0.1 BTC, I’ll send you 0.2 back. In two months if you prefer that.

It's 2 months away and because of inflation that will be the price of a loaf of bread, you got this!

1. Buy eggs.

2. Wait a few days for inflation to kick in

2. Sell eggs.

4. ???

5. Profit.

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