Welcome to Nostr. Hope you have your checkbook ready. This place is expensive!

💰💸💵💶💷💴🤑

And someday she will sell it to another trust funder for $75m and think she is a real estate investor.

Copy receive address from wallet of satoshi and paste into profile. Takes 30 seconds.

Breaking: Costa Rica suing for return of Pura Vida tagline…developing

Nostr is pure and safe and beautiful, but very much echo chamber. Preaching to the choir has a role, but it doesn’t change the world. Keep engaging the normies, people.

“It could never happen here”

Thanks but haven’t figured out that yet. What lightning wallet setup to use?

1-Go to

https://nostr.build

2-Choose photo from your library

3-upload

4-copy link and paste into client app

Done

KYC free stacking on bisq basics for idiots (like me)

1-take cash to bitcoin ATM at your seedy local convenience store (you have to have bitcoin for escrow to complete a bisq transaction)

2-use one-time text verification service (don’t use your phone number) to complete bitcoin ATM transaction and get paper receipt

3-Create login on bisq (write down seed phrase and use a VPN anytime you are on bisq)

4-transfer ATM sats into bisq (you no longer need your ATM keys) using your ATM receipt

5-choose payment method in bisq and look for offers (I use strike…but Zelle and other options are available)

6-look for offer to sell at 2-3% premium to spot price. If none exists make an offer to buy. You will get a bite within a day or so. Avoid the scammers asking for huge premiums.

7-once you click ‘buy’ in an offer, the bitcoin escrow is in effect and you wait for blockchain confirmation

8-after confirmation, USD payment sent to seller outside bisq (via strike or Zelle, etc)

9-congrats you now own kyc free bitcoin

10-periodically transfer your bisq bitcoin (leaving enough for escrow) to sparrow premix wallet and conjoin directly to your coldcard 2 of 3 multi-sig cold storage

If I can do it, anybody can do it!

Stack em without KYC on bisq

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Stack some KYC free too

Which wallet do you use for this?

Where are all the web3 bros? I thought they loved decentralized protocols…

I would rather let my 13 yr old control the money, than the state.

Your grandkids will thank you. Epic.

Wtf????

Or save it over time without degradation….all 3 are essential.

You will know it when you see it. This ain’t it. Patience.

Truth

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_053a7f425ad43967b46b3cf96d71397c76d52e6ccd6a76708f6675a387a953c8.webp

Based in the worst of the Covid insanity being swept under the rug, I would bet on the ‘move on’.