If I zapped you 100 sats twice, don't take it personally. I still hate you.

Fucking amethyst isn't letting me know who I've zapped. Lol

@hodl is a liar and a charlaton. He will give you nothing.

Look at all those sats I just sent myself

You're being mind controlled

Ive heard people say that. But it's a lie.

Doesn't seem like you do

You can zap yourself. Just tried it. Sent 100 sats to me from me. Both left and arrived in the same wallet.

Reply w/ proof once you've done it. No easy way for me to verify or see anything on nostr since the clients all kind of suck.

Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said.

Sir, can you make this wine better?

I decant.

I might

You think nostr's big now? Wait until Donald Trump gets here.

I'm practicing the thing I tweeted about: lying to new people.

How rude of you to comment but not zap. That's not how we operate 'round here.

Honestly, these apps should add programmatic ads. And each user should be able to turn on the "support the project by displaying ads" button in their profile.

Not relevant. The issue is, even if you want to participate in the gripefest, no one can hear you unless your Milo yiannopoulousososos.

Actually #[5] would love for you to speak on this.

What if we tell all the new people that get here that it's rude not to zap people when you comment on their post and make them feel bad about it? Lol. We could take all their money.