Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said.
Discussion
Reply w/ proof once you've done it. No easy way for me to verify or see anything on nostr since the clients all kind of suck.
Maximizing sats https://ibb.co/QKQs74H
Give me all the sats or Roger Ver will blow you sky high with some bottle rockets. You too #[4]
Sup?
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I did what you asked
I’ll pay 615 sats to anyone who sends a picture of a kitten instead of a dick or a death threat lol 😂
There's a business idea here.
Followed and reposted also Hello Kitty and I come in peace!
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Here’s a dic pic for @hodl
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No dick pics or death threats but looking fwd to receiving my first zap, assuming i even linked my wallet correctly
Doesn’t look like you have. I don’t see it on your profile or post
Damn, ok. I swear it showed up a week ago but isn’t now. Back to the drawing board
Are you using an LNURL or lightning address?
Lightning address
Reply with it I’ll test it
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Doesn't seem like you do
@hodl @junseth
Cashing in all bets! 
Winner
This made me laugh so hard
Sometimes you know you’ve been bested. https://damus.io/note15l939j22r5gs5raxkfvgfnpmy0d6gedu2gc0lzas7mle3vdklpqq2n9hld
In my defense as I was typing in “cat dick” into a private window on my phone I had a moment of clarity, realized I was in a public place with people sitting behind me and decided “cat dick Nixon” was the safer bet.
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That is about to get interesting
Followed and reposted! 🫡💜🤘🏼⚡️
Done 😁😄⚡️💜
Consider this the threat.
I missed your crazy hijinks you crazy fuck. Glad to find you again on Nostr.
Welcome to the alternative! LOL!!!
Glad one has cropped up. Let's see if it lasts. Hope it does.
самое смешное... я только что это увидел....ахааа)))) нет контента от реле?