“But… but… that’s risky”

Everything is high risk if you’re a fucking pussy.

What the fuck is wrong with me 😂

Explain this like i don’t know wtf it means (because i don’t)

So now US banks are inflation hedged across their entire bond portfolios on their balance sheet….for free….whether they were managing that risk or not….

I wonder what “interesting” incentives will pop out of this…🤔🤔😳😳😳😳

When you're debugging code:

Man, the RFK Jr book...

The rot goes very deep.

My god, my first zap ⚡️

Followed and retweeted 🤝

Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said.

It is, in other words, The Way.

What have been your most fulfilling non-bitcoin related hobbies?

Does #[0] PFP animated for you? Damus shows periodically animation to me 🤷‍♂️

Remember this gem? 🤣

You don’t diversify if you understand the difference between bitcoin and scams.

#bitcoin