making these new wall hangings 🫶🏼 #artstr

Every time I get booked to play gig recently, it's like do you have a Facebook? do you have an Instagram? 😑 I Always get treated like a weirdo for not having social media.

you’re not wrong 👀

Due to today's legalization of cannabis, i will celebrate the herb here during the next days 💃🏻

Whoever shall not like it:

- set a filter for #cannabis

- mute me

- unfollow me

😉

*setzt feierliches gesicht auf* *rückt brille zurecht* *prüft notizen* *räusper*

Liebe Mitbürger. Heute ist ein Tag zum Feiern. Etwas lange erhofftes und doch nicht so recht erwartetes ist passiert:

DIE #AMPEL HAT WORT GEHALTEN! 🎉❤️🥦

#Cannabis #Legalisierung

hear me out... globally available, instant payments for EVERYONE who joins nostr, INSTANTLY. No setup required.

How? Well.. NUTS! Magic nuts at that.

1. user creates npub -> creates your nuts address

2. UI displays that user has a nuts address. They can get zapped RIGHT AWAY. That's right - everyone can get zapped IMMEDIATELY! Forget 4% address in profile bullshit.. 100% adoption!!

3. User can change their address to an LN one of course.. or to other cashu address in settings. Upon modifying a field or detected LN address, the UI changes the visual to show its an LN address or it's been modified. Why the change? Well, so people don't go zapping large amounts into the void if the new user never claims their nuts.

At this point, we don't even need cashu websites, because you can do everything in the client UI.

What about centralization?

OK. Rotate trusted mints. It's no different than what Primal has going now as far as I know. You are trusting someone for a bit and have the option to transfer your sats out. Same with nuts. Concerned about rugs? Swap your address to an LN one. Or.. choose another mint, or add your own if you're a pro.

This would bring nostr to 100% sats accessibility.

What about lost sats? F'em! Thank you for your contribution to bitcoin my humble sirs and ladies. The tradeoff of global(nostr) zap adoption is massively better IMO.

LET'S FKING GO!

How long is leftover Chinese food good for? #asknostr

I had a dream with a sexy female midget getting spanked 😒😳 what is UP with all these weird ass dreams???

Fight Club

Probably one of my fav scenes in a film. IYKYK

In the process of confirming that canola oil is an effective dielectric fluid. 👀👀

Got rugged

When I was a teen, my stepfather decided to pay us kids cash for chores. He thought it would be a great way to get things done around the house. I agreed. As a kid, any extra cash was great! I should point out that I did not need incentives to do the things he asked in the first place, but for whatever reason he thought he’d do it this way. So he’d make a list of things to do, thinking it would take a while to complete. Well, I was so motivated that I finished all of the tasks the same day. I added up all the money he owed me, smiling and thinking about all the things I could buy. I show him all of the things completed, expecting a nice payout and … nothing happens. No new crinkly dollar bills in my hand. Ok. So I don’t want to be annoying and say nothing, thinking maybe later …

The next day, no payment.

The day after, nothing.

The day after that I pointed out that we had an agreement But instead I get some excuse.

At that point it was abundantly clear I would never collect that chore money. This destroyed any trust I had in this person from that moment on.

Yeah, I get it, he was already providing for us and I should be thankful, and I was. But, making a promise you don’t keep is a big no. The sad part is that I did not need this incentive in the first place.

That’s all. That’s the story.

Aloha, I greet you with the essence of love. How was your day?

i dont believe in linear time. why? because the week days and season just repeat in a cycle. as the saying goes, history repeats.

the souls here today were here yesterday doing the same things, but are suffering amnesia. your vibe is your tribe. regardless of age, race, creed, nationality, gender etc. know yourself and others.

Who else only ever orders the creme brulee. There is no second best.