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Picked up a Blu-ray copy of Interstellar at the thrift store yesterday for $2 including the special features disc! Also picked up a few others including The Revenant. Forgot how good a movie Interstellar is, watched most of it last night and finishing it now. 😁

I constantly have to remind people not to fear me as well. I could foster a world where not needing to fear is automatic because the environment I create isn't fear inducing, but I don't for some reason. People disagree with each other on what I say and I never bother correcting them even though they constantly fight and murder each other over it.

Oh also, I've told them all that I love them so much! I love them so much that if they don't fear and love me and do what people claim I said to do, that I'll torture them forever and ever until the end of time.

Don't worry though, if you do what I say then you can praise and worship me forever instead, cause that sounds really appealing I guess.

Nobody is more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

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Ancient Roman Taxes and How the State Kept the Lights On

Let’s dive into the ancient Roman tax system—a messy, evolving beast that somehow kept one of history’s biggest empires afloat until it finally collapsed as a form of late-antique socialist nightmare. From the Republic’s citizen-focused levies to the Empire’s province-squeezing machine, Rome figured out how to fund its legions, aqueducts, and free bread handouts. Spoiler: it wasn’t always pretty, and yeah, they even taxed pee. Stick with me—this gets interesting.

The Early Days Of The Republic

Back in the Roman Republic (509-27 BCE), taxes were straightforward but kinda brutal if you were a citizen with land. The big one was the tributum—a direct tax on property and wealth. Every few years, they’d do a census, sizing up everyone’s stuff and splitting the people into five fiscal classes. The richer you were, the more you paid. Fair, right? Well, if You're a commie that sounds like a good deal. It funded wars and kept the state chugging, but it hit Romans directly.

Then, in 167 BCE, after Rome smashed Macedon and hauled in a ton of loot, they pulled a flex: no more tributum for citizens in Italy. Sweet deal if you lived there, but it shifted the burden onto the provinces. These conquered lands started paying a fixed tax called the stipendium, originally meant for soldier salaries. Rome was like, “Thanks for the cash, new guys—enjoy being part of the club.”

The Empire: Augustus Levels Up the Game

Fast forward to Augustus (27 BCE-14 CE), Caesar's adopted son who turned Rome into an empire and decided the tax system needed a glow-up. He introduced the vicesima hereditatium—a 5% inheritance tax—and the centesima, a 1% sales tax on auctions. These funded a shiny new military budget, the aerarium militare, because legions don’t pay themselves. People grumbled—nobody likes tax hikes—but Augustus sold it as patriotic duty.

The Empire split provinces into two flavors: senator-run ones feeding the aerarium (public treasury) and emperor-run ones filling the fiscus (his personal stash). The fiscus started as Augustus’ Egyptian side-hustle but grew into a monster, soaking up cash from imperial lands. By now, Italy was mostly tax-free, while provinces picked up the slack. It’s like Rome said, “You’re Roman now—pay up.”

Publicani: The Tax Collectors

Here’s where it gets sketchy. Rome didn’t have a slick IRS—they outsourced tax collection to private contractors called publicani. These thieves bid for the right to collect taxes in a region, paid the state upfront, and kept whatever extra they squeezed out. Profit motive meets ancient bureaucracy? You bet it led to corruption. Provincials got fleeced, resentment brewed, and the publicani became the poster boys for Roman greed. Think of them as the ancient equivalent of a shady landlord hiking rent just because he can.

How’d They Spend It?

So, where’d all this money go? The military was the big hog—50-75% of the budget, depending on who’s counting. Rome had a massive standing army, guarding borders from Britain to Syria and occasionally conquering something new. That’s not cheap. Next up: infrastructure. Roads, aqueducts, temples—the Romans built stuff that’s still standing today. They also ran a welfare gig in the capital, handing out free grain to keep the plebs happy and riots off the streets. Add in admin costs, and you’ve got a budget that’d make modern governments sweat.

Late Empire: Diokletian’s Big Pivot

By the 3rd century CE, things were shaky—wars, inflation, chaos. Enter Diokletian with his capitatio-iugatio system, tying land and head taxes together. It was efficient but grim, chaining farmers to their plots like medieval serfs. Short-term, it stabilized cash flow; long-term, it stiffened the economy and provoked a booming black market economy and devolution toward barter. Rome was adapting, but the cracks were showing.

Weird Tax Flex: Pee Money

Okay, here’s the wild card: Rome taxed urine. Under Vespasian, they hit up public toilets and tanners who used pee for ammonia—think cleaning, leather-making, even fertilizer. When his son complained it was gross, Vespasian allegedly waved a coin and said, “Pecunia non olet”—money doesn’t stink. Practical? Sure. Bizarre? Absolutely.

Social Vibes and Reforms

One big move was Caracalla’s 212 CE edict, making every free man in the empire a citizen. Cool for rights, but also a tax grab—more citizens, more taxpayers. The census kept things “fair,” but corruption and exemptions for Italy meant provinces felt the squeeze hardest. No wonder some saw Rome as less liberator, more loan shark.

Wrapping It Up

The Roman tax system was a rollercoaster—from citizen duties in the Republic to province-powered empire cash. It bankrolled a military juggernaut, epic public works, and bread for the masses, but it wasn’t flawless. Outsourcing to publicani fueled corruption, and late reforms like Diokletian’s locked society into rigid tiers. In fact, Diocletian's reforms layed the groundwork for the medieval order. Still, Rome’s knack for taxing everything—even pee—shows how creative they got to keep the empire humming. Next time you groan about taxes, just be glad nobody’s billing your bathroom breaks - until now. I bet, the EU already has some brain storming central planners working around the clock on this topic.

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GLORY TO ROME

Should be called "Prefer to vanish/disregard" as nothing is truly gone once published online.

Humanity needs each other, and the current system keeps us all so busy we barely have anytime to just spend time together and enjoy our short time alive.

It's a sad, antiquated way of life that is only kept alive as long as FIAT remains dominant. Both this way of life and the FIAT that causes it are on their way out, and the world will be far better for it.

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