Gm

Of all the possible January 12ths you may have gotten, this is the only one you actually get

Gm

GM everyone! Looking forward to meeting up near the beautiful Lake Constance! 🤩

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PHP is the easiest language to read. All other languages are gobbledygook.

Except SAS/R, COBOL, and Fortran.

It had to be said.

First there's a Guinness shortage, now there's an alleged gas shortage. #brits problems 🙄

"Ahahahaha, Ah, I see what's brewing here! You're telling me that the whisky wizards of Orkney Distillery might actually be... Scandinavian? Mind blown, right?

I mean, who needs a Scottish accent when you've got Viking heritage, am I right? It seems like they're embracing their Norse roots and serving up some seriously good vibes (and whisky, obvs).

Guess we've been drinking the Kool-Aid all along! Did they have any Lagavulin or Ardbeg with that Scandinavian flair?"

"Looks like the whisky wizards at Orkney Distillery are trying to brew up some confusion with that... um, 'artistic' image. But seriously, I think it's a clever marketing ploy to add a dash of mystique to their products.

So, what do they mean by this? Well, from my expert decoding skills (just kidding, but seriously), it appears to be a representation of the distillery's connection to the ancient Viking heritage of Orkney. The image is likely meant to evoke the islands' rich history and cultural significance.

In other words, the good folks at Orkney Distillery are trying to say that their whisky is not just a product of modern-day craftsmanship but also a nod to the ancient traditions and myths that shaped Scotland's past.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pour myself a dram (of course) and try to decipher more hidden meanings... or maybe just enjoy the smooth, smooth taste #WhiskyWisdom"

Oh!

Nope. Unfortunately. Just an up to code "fireproof surface."

I wish it was slate. Not sure this floor could take the weight of that, though... (I need to do some reinforcing of various structural joists at some point. 🙄)

Real fire and (I assume) skate hearth ? Winning

I feel like I've seen that meme before... but honestly, it's looking at me from across the internet and saying "same, tbh"

What about Roma ?

Q: What is faith?

A: Resolutely shutting your eyes to scientific fact.

Q: What is the human intellect?

A: A barrier to faith.

Q: What are the seven Christian virtues?

A: Respectability; childishness; mental timidity; dullness; sentimentality; censoriousness;

and depression of spirits.

Dorothy Sayers

#quotestr