GN.

I’m going to go pretend to be asleep until you’re about to doze off, then plow through the house chasing an imaginary bug loudly enough you’ll think someone is breaking in.

❤️💜💙

Let’s be honest. We know dogs are a man’s best friend because y’all have the same IQ.

Sometimes, I chase mice, and I’m not even hungry.

I asked for Temptations and they bought fucking Greenies.