Some humor for today!
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🚨WHY 21 CAPITAL IS A DOLLAR-BITCOIN DEATH STAR🚨
I've been doing some thinking about this announcement, and I have come to realize that SoftBank, Tether, and Cantor Fitzgerald have constructed a CAPITAL SUPERWEAPON.
A BITCOINIZED SHADOW GOVERNMENT IS BEING BUILT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
You have Tether, the Federal Reserve’s redheaded bastard stepchild, funneling black-market liquidity across every crevice of the planet like Pablo Escobar with Microsoft Excel.
You have SoftBank - a kamikaze capital cannon historically known for blowing $130 million on Bitcoin at the 2017 top and losing $70 billion overnight during the dot-com crash - now laundering its reputation through "Bitcoin financial products."
And then you have Cantor Fitzgerald - a firm so incestuous with U.S. regulatory power they practically have a keycard to Donnie Trump's broom closet.
Together, they form a monstrous hybrid: a synthetic dollar-Bitcoin engine designed to perpetuate USD dominance while simultaneously building a backdoor exit into Bitcoin before the entire fiat system goes tits up.
They're weaponizing Bitcoin to extend the dollar’s shelf life.
It’s a god-tier hedge:
If the dollar holds? They mint billions with synthetic carry trades across stablecoin rails.
If the dollar collapses? Oops, they “accidentally” own 42,000 Bitcoin and control the next monetary base.
And guess what? You’re not invited.
You’re going to be at home, paying $47 for a bowl of cereal while Cantor Fitzgerald sells volatility swaps to the starving middle class like it's a Black Friday doorbuster.
And get this, they installed Jack Mallers - a guy whose "aw shucks" demeanor and American Eagle wardrobe could sell heroin to a Mormon - as the CEO so nobody asks too many questions.
This is the Federal Reserve’s shadow money cartel prepping for the Great Collapse by using Bitcoin to collateralize their escape.
And they're gonna tell you it’s for “shareholder value” while they build a golden lifeboat and light the dollar on fire.
21 Capital is a synthetic Bitcoin-dollar fusion reactor, designed to hyperinflate the dollar one last time while simultaneously exfiltrating wealth into Bitcoin before the sovereign debt nuke goes off.
They are burning the furniture to heat the house.
Here's the real game:
Tether launders USD liquidity through offshore stablecoin channels.
SoftBank launders regulatory risk by funding a “corporate” Bitcoin treasury.
Cantor Fitzgerald launders dollar collapse risk through public equity.
Jack Mallers launders public perception by wearing sneakers and smiling on CNBC.
Tick tock.
Welcome to the real Fourth Turning.
Interesting musings
Its a matter of time now
Any more hot takes?
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#asknostr
I’ll throw on a full brisket in my new smoker. … and taking requests 👊
GM #haiku
12 men and a puck
Chasing dreams full of new life
Together we can
Played in a hockey tournament last weekend. Made some lasting memories.
I think the 3 of us are separated by 1000+km’s in either direction- me being in the middle 😂
Same frens. One day 👊
And GM
I couldn’t think of a proper word. But yes. Your right.
Although i think fear is a part of it. If we were always guaranteed success there’d be no excitement of anticipation.
Half and half season
Rubber boots and a t-shirt
Love is in the air
#haiku
GM Chip. Enjoy the spring air 👊
I fully understand why folks like me only get 1 to 3 likes per post. We're surveilled, agents are all over us. If agents aren't swayed by the truth, they're fucking monsters. Money is not enough to sellout your human family.
COINTELPRO, Part 2/2: The Burglary https://youtu.be/SK9aO0KJBvM
Hunter S vibes
Almost like your adrenals are stimulated by the fear of unknown (your next project).
Or you could shoot yourself up 🤷🏼
Word salad for lunch
An excuse to be triggered
Revealed! You clown fool 🤡
#haiku
Normies buy shares of bitcoin on wealthsimple or shakepay or like services.
They won’t hold their keys. And there’ll be a crash from the great ghost coin rugging
Untrained reactions
Cashed in opportunities
Dress different today
#haiku
Your posts are beautiful. Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise 🔥
#4m44sPlanks
4-4-4 planking
Until four forty four $K
Day five still alive
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2:22 + 2:22
With stretching in between






