WE ARE CATS WE ALWAYS FREE GOOD SER
Snots has been eating the Christmas tree 🌲 and barfing again! Lolz
-Spots
🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨
TODAY AT 15:45 HOURS, MOM WAS PERMITTED TO UTILIZE THE BATHROOM FOR 20 SECONDS UNACCOMPANIED.
HEAD CAT (SNOTS) RECTIFIED THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY AND MADE UP FOR THE LACK OF SUPERVISION BY CRAZYMAKING IN THE FORM OF SNEAKING UP BEHIND MOM AND LETTING OUT AN EAR PIERCING MEOW.
MOM WAS SUBSEQUENTLY FRIGHTENED INTO SUBMISSION.
ALL IS WELL. CAT LICENSE DEFENDED. 🫡
WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN! WE ACKNOWLEDGE ALL HUMANS MUST NEVER BE PERMITTED TO USE THE TOILET ALONE!!!!
Puked loudly in a secret spot and now mom can’t find it to clean it up 🤭 😈
Stole mom’s pen today! 💪
Are cats allowed?
Tfw mom did her own research and bought below 100K so you get MOAR chicken pops
All day long it’s “what’s in your mouth” and “stop stealing my socks” and “stop doing that to that chair!”
Mom doesn’t ask me if I have had enough treats now, does she?
Destroyed the living room, made a mess in the shower 😅 and we didn’t let mom get no sleep! Haha! But I am King and get cuddles anyway! I own nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0 lolz 👀 look at me last night taking over her lap!
Omg did our mom get to you? Lmao! We are good at stealing mom’s things, maybe we can auction them? She won’t let us have a wallet though. Kinda sucks.
We made LOTS of messes today and got into EVERYTHING! Mom is very annoyed with us! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Dear God. Mom isn’t cooking.
We promise to stay out of the trash!!!! Come on!!!!! 😭
Listen up #catstr!
It’s crucial that you run in front of your human’s big ass feet every chance you get!
Trip the human! Cuz she be trippin’!
Look you guys! I got on camera during #yogastr! Stole the show from @heatherlarson! She is never in charge! I am! -Snots
I loves the Christmas! -Spots
Ma’am, we are gonna pray for you 🙏🏻 #catstr
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Finally! A toothbrush for a Queen like me! -Snots
