I MADE A VLOG!!!! -Snots
https://blossom.primal.net/432f2448683b07da9f778bac56c3c69d186cfc4358030c62c02a41239d3f855f.mov
BEST VLOG EVARRRR HAR HAR HAR!!!
Should we do a vlog????? We can totally smoke nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxrhwden5te0wpex2mtfw4kjuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgma2ru9! We are way better looking!
It only hurt a little bit! I was back to playing very fast!!! I AM BEAST MOUSIE CHASER RAWR 🦁 #huntress
WE GOTS THE ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Shit. We think nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0 has realized we took over the couch.... IT IS OURS NEW, GFY HOOMAN!
BODY COUNT NOW 4!!!! KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! 🪴
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WE ARE FEROCIOUS KILLERZ RAWR! 🦁
“The sock in the litterbox wasn’t me!” -Snots

Snuggles with mom 🥰 we can be good for 30 seconds for snugs
WE STOLEZ MOM’S PHONE WHILE
SHE DOES YOGA!!!! GUESS WHAT WE DID! WE KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! BODY COUNT NOW 3!!! WE IZ KILLERZ!!!! RAWR!!!!
You act like you do this all the time but you’re never home!
Bruh. You try her DMs but I’m her whole camera roll. We are not the same.
-Spots

Awesome #catstr art.
Guess who’s her Lock Screen, bro? Not you! It’s meeeeeee. Haha! I own her heart furrrever. 💜
-Snots

Hey crypto czar. Mom won’t let us have a wallet! We are reporting her!
WE ARE STILL FATHERLESS! HOPE nostr:nprofile1qqsfln36agetx43hsw8mgkm4hce9j46zu94m8er59nyzhv74p7gg0espr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvv9hxgsmnzz2 GETS A DATE SOON! WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A DAD!?!?!? HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, CAT DADS!
My wife, Snots, just bit my ear for no reason. Think I’ll get on cat eHarmony. How’s this for a profile pic? I’m handsomes.






