If you were wondering how I’m voting next month..

#SingleIssueVoter nostr:note10z6f4l883ps6dey576y6u4e3x5frehw9fz273nwaqtgzdpwxynfsa4yc3q

Eating ass is, in fact, legal in the eyes of Damus.

So I just learned I grabbed the wrong hat when walking out of my apartment and it turns out I grabbed the one that says “LEGALIZE EATING ASS”

At my heaviest, I was right at 300lbs. Weighed in last night at 244.

Bro. As a fellow man, sticks fucking rock.

Proof of supporting artists nostr:note1qqqdf7s4czmdm0hkvk5fh5fgt2r3eqmem6ck9jsxnpd500ddjk4qlwrrn3

Ya… I bought a wallpaper pack and then found out how to customize iOS lock screen last update and also included the Block Screen widgets. I love them.

Support the man who is responsible for literally 95% of my rotating wallpapers. nostr:note1qqqdf7s4czmdm0hkvk5fh5fgt2r3eqmem6ck9jsxnpd500ddjk4qlwrrn3

Thick thighs save lives … Right?

Yeah Finn is a pretty consistent alarm clock..

For reference I used to look like this nostr:note1xnnltrdv5ymfa6vxycgr6u9kxpcyp07h74lkwj2sl7nndme7420sf7m2ez

Villain arc

It’s a running joke that I work with some of the smartest people I’ve ever met…

… Until we have to set up a printer

Good news - still works

Regularly scheduled nostr censorship test:

Boobs

Who do you want to see on The Tatum Turn Up Show?

Also, if you’re confused what show I’m ripping this time, please watch: https://youtu.be/B0M00g_l0gw nostr:note1hstryf2k469zwt58gyh5ud6ljztx8f4cp4h2k786xjlm2wmq9q3qdympfw

Testing a Minecraft stream. Working on Nostr SMP https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwde3vy6nwcmx94jkzwrx956xge3k95uxxdn995enycecx5urgvpsxq6rxqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8a5dw8m

I’m gonna spin up a hosted server for Minecraft Java to have a Nostr SMP. Any interest from the crowd that might want to join?

Keep in mind this would be Java edition so any version on a console / Bedrock edition / Minecraft for Windows wouldn’t be compatible.

Gonna take an adderall and absolutely grind on Minecraft