but the governments keep forcing these companies to obtain as much personal info about us as possible to protect us!
BUT HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE MURICA!
I have a feeling that nobody will give a shit about Taproot Wizards in a year 😉
Onboarded a friend to Phoenix, send sats from my Phoenix wallet to set him up. Had him sent 1 sat back to mean to learn how to send. The 1 sat tx for him cost 5 sats. Realized that the Phoenix fees was 4sat base + 0.04%. Not very good for small amounts.
Sent to his Phoenix wallet from my personal node 100 sats routed through Acinq channel and base was 1 sat. Found this rather odd.
No RIP for Zeus or Mutiny yet 😉
Come for the #zaps
Stay for the Social Network Revolution
But then I woke up and realized that not even Satoshi could delete my bitcoins, let alone Satohshi.
I cannot have a good morning. Last night I dreamt that it was the year 2140. The last bitcoin was finally mined. Then all of a sudden Satohshi came out of nowhere, laughed in my face and deleted all my bitcoin!
Apparently Trump says he will not allow a CBDC.
https://rumble.com/v47u055-trump-vows-to-protect-the-crypto-world-must-see.html
That's because he can't list his NFTs on a CBDC
Sorta, except in this case the satoshis were not divided into one quardillion to expand the supply, but Satoshi himself went into the bitcoin server and entered:
if Satoshi = poor
nSubsidy = 100
return Satoshi is no longer poor
Mr. Dimon told me that Satoshi printed more bitcoins and then sold them all sir.
well I got me some high traffic going through so this could be the end of lightning as we all know it.
Thinking of switching my #zap address to my shiny new #zeuspay account, but I heard that zeuspay is destroying lightning.
Hey nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 if I switch my zap address to zeuspay and receive my monthly 20 sat zap, is it going to destroy the entire lightning network?
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wait, what happened now?
But here is the thing, you don't need to! Just divide the time into an infinite number and you get infinite time!
Guys guys. I just literally found the cure for MORTALITY.
All these years we have been trying to figure out ways to slow down the aging process but we were doing it all wrong.
You see all we need to do is solve for the scarcity of time. If we divide time into millions, billions or even quadrillions of units per hour, minute, second etc we can essentially create UNLIMITED TIME. Time is no longer scarce and we therefore can life indefinitely!
