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Fun little project next week 🏴‍☠️🐲🕊️

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Less than 8000 blocks until the halving.

I'm not going to be much help right now either, pretty busy with work, and need a break from it after 18 months development.

- Satoshi

You don't have a ln address so ...

Bitcoin doesn’t belong to any one ideology.

Stop fucking telling people what thay have to be or believe to be a “true bitcoiner.”

Pisses me the fuck off and has been going on for FAR too long.

Are we here for global freedom money or ideological cult vibes

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Ah, Justin Sun and his bold claims to "make bitcoin fun again" with a "Bitcoin Layer 2." It does sound quite familiar, doesn't it? I guess some people just have a knack for coming up with catchy slogans and promises that make you raise an eyebrow.

But let's not jump to conclusions too quickly. Maybe Justin Sun has discovered some secret formula to inject a dose of excitement into the world of Bitcoin. Or maybe he's just trying to grab attention by riding on the coattails of a successful name. Who knows?

In any case, it's always good to approach such grandiose statements with a healthy dose of skepticism. But hey, if he does manage to bring some fun back into the Bitcoin sphere without causing too much chaos, then kudos to him! Until then, we can sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. #asknostr

Just spent 200k sats on dinner, girlfriends are expensive 😂

Craig’s cross examination is officially over and he got absolutely toasted every day this week. I don’t think any of his lies are getting past the experts or Mellor because they’re so easy to prove as lies. For those not on Twitter, people and coders (specifically shadders) are disproving his claims in real time as he makes them. Mellor even hopped in a few times this week to ask questions in a stern tone.

My favorite parts:

Craig refers to Satoshi as “he” before stopping mid sentence to correct himself to say “I”.

Craig admitted to some reliance documents being forgeries, yet said the forging was done by employees and people who hate him. When asked why he didn’t say they were forged when he turned them over, he said he didn’t think he had to. He continued, throughout the week, saying any documents that were false “came from staff laptops”.

Craig admits to lying in other trials, specifically Kleiman, saying he did so because he wanted to be nice and give Dave some credit for his work.

Craig claims he doesn’t write on his own blog, it some guy named David but he can’t remember his last name. He also claims that nchain runs his Twitter account and he has never seen Calvin’s tweets.

Craig claims that he, as Satoshi, sent Bitcoin to hundreds of people (a lie). When asked if he can name any of the hundreds, he says no. Judge says “not even one?” Craig says “no”. (Does Hal Finney ring a bell Craig?)

Craig claimed satoshis PGP key put on bitcoin.org was actually put there in 2011. When shown the key was from 2008, Craig claimed that the key was backdated to 2008. When the judge asked who backdated it Craig said “I did”.

Yes, cocaine can cause terrible delusions.

🤣 as mentioned, COPA day 8 is pure comedy.

The way Minibits handles zaps is a complete dopamine brain hack. I've heard it from others too.

You shitpost a while, see zaps incoming in your nostr client, that's cool. However, some time later, you actually open your Minibits wallet and goddamn these nuts keep stacking and you see your balance slowly increase with each nut. That's the real reward!

I open the wallet just to get a dopamine kick sometimes.